TODAY IS

Golfer Annika Sorenstam turns 38 today. In the spirit of the occasion, we're not going to make any caddy comments.

Sharon Osbourne turns 56 today. She hopes to just stay at home tonight with Ozzie and the kids and have a normal birthday. She's hoped that every year... it's never normal.

Jackson Browne turns the big 6-0. Runnin' on empty has never been more true.

Jeannie C. Riley who sang "Harper Valley PTA" turns 63. Her new version of the song is "Harper Valley AARP."

THIS WEEK IS

"Saturday Night Live" turns 33 this week. The first show aired on October 11, 1975. The first group of Not Ready For Prime Time Players included Dan Akroyd, Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morriss and Laraine Newman. Trivia: Who was the first guest host? George Carlin. Phoner: What's your favorite SNL moment?